Heard a joke on the radio.
It goes something like this:
After dinner, mother and daughter are doing the dishes in the kitchen while father and son are in the living room watching TV.
Then comes a crashing sound from the kitchen. Someone obviously breaks a plate or something.
“It was mom,” the son says confidently.
“Why are you so sure it was mom?” the father asks, puzzled.
The son replied, “Because I don’t hear any scolding.”
Father: “………” [Read more…]